Monkey Edge Patch: Monkey with a Football

You know my grandaddy used to tell me: "boy, watching you try to do that is like a monkey F**king a football!" Well, actually my grandaddy was way too nice to say that, but you know the infamous saying right? One night we were drinking with a knife maker buddy of ours and he says: "dude, how do you NOT have monkey f**king a football patches?" We have now realized the error of our ways and rectified the situation with these velcro backed patches.